How To Use Someone Elses Urine

chiefthief

ok i need an answer iv come up upwardly with a solution on how to pass a drug examination easyer than drinking h2o
if i accept somone piss in a small bottle and squirt out the piss into the loving cup ill pass right? simply i accept to go along information technology warm and so tin can i have him piss in it like xxx min from the test and keep the bottle in between my legs and nether my balls to keep it warm?

and i tryed it with water and it sounds similar im pissing so just give me tips on keeping information technology warm please

It works similar a charm. I work for the govt, and have used this play a joke on many times. One of the things they will check for is that the temperature of it matches what it should be ~98 degrees F.

What i did was go along a bottle warming mat bought at target/walmart, plugged into my car. When i get to the examination places, i pull the bottle out attach it to rehab rubber bands or anything yous may take on hand. Walk in, and 9 times out of 10, they have not followed me in.

1 fourth dimension they tried to, but i asked for privacy so they stood correct outside the door.

Notwithstanding passed piece of cake peasy.

Nevertheless, for the hereafter. If you have to go to the aforementioned testing place for whatever reason, they Volition examination your most electric current against info they have, so utilize the aforementioned person over again otherwise ur F'ed.

Maybetomorrow

A prophylactic( non-spermicide non-lube) and two hand warmers. Less ridged then a bottle. Besides information technology keeps better temps then plastic. Works similar a amuse.

chiefthief

A condom( non-spermicide non-lube) and 2 hand warmers. Less ridged so a bottle. Likewise it keeps amend temps then plastic. Works like a amuse.

LOL. I had tested the condom idea, and found information technology had a possibility of leaking.

He is correct tho, the bottle is a bit tougher to keep warm, thats why i utilize the baby bottle heater that plugs into yer car.

A bottle wont leak if you dont put the nippled top on.

Krayven Sumhead

My probation officer practically wanted to hold my erect while I pissed. I accused him of enjoying information technology. Then I had to piss examination 6 more times.

Dr Greene

if y'all live in a place where it is warm, only put information technology on your automobile dashboard while ur car is sitting in the sun. worked for me many times.

Or, you tin simply plough the heater on in your auto and put the bottle correct on height of it.

Kingb420

i bought a kit on ebay shipped for $25 just incase of a work blow, synthetic urine in a sealed purse with a temp strip on it ans a hand warmer, as easy as it gets, DO Non FUCK Effectually with hoping the magical potable shit works, cause it doesnt

i passed a chore exam (strip)with cheeches drink , my thousand-friend failed a gov probation test (gas-exam) those odds are not adept to me

Montykoolaid

http://urinator.com/urinator.html

Win.

Maintains perfect temperature for 4 hours, reusable, uses batteries, comes with one sample of synthetic urine but y'all tin purchase more.

Did I mention you strap it to your leg and it has a tube that comes out of your fly for like shooting fish in a barrel pouring? No muss, no fuss, as easy as it gets.

:hump:

Maybetomorrow

It tin can leak simply rubber bands fixed that problem. I take a friend that has to test once a week. He is a half-dozen+ year 4 or 5 blunts a day and he just drinks Gatorade. The coloring in Gatorade brand sure yous are not pissing clear. He drinks 3 32 oz Gatorade'southward starting an 2 60 minutes before he goes. Jugs them then start to piss his listen away. He keeps drinking until he gets there. He grabs the sample mid urine and he passes every time ( I smoked with him on the way to test, walked in, walked out and he's similar pass. I have tried his meathod and information technology does work but leaves me ill as hell and water logged. Gave a neagtive reading non a slight hint of a postive at all. But but attempt this at your own risk, I volition not pay you 300% money dorsum lol

bravedave

I used some of my wifes stretchy but very firm panties. I could stick the bottle in dorsum of my balls and literally jump around. I had a twenty minute drive to the test in a hot car and probably an hour of it heating total. Worked bully!!! I practiced the removal and pour at home.

Cobnobuler

Maybe but become some imitation pee kit instead? Should include a heater and thermometer and then you become temp right. But when I read THCCleans guide on synthetic urine I got a little worried about getting caught.. You may want to read this<--link>..

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stnr420

ok i need an answer four come up with a solution on how to pass a drug test easyer than drinking water
if i accept somone piss in a small bottle and eject out the piss into the cup ill pass correct? but i have to keep it warm then tin can i take him piss in information technology similar 30 min from the test and go on the bottle in between my legs and under my balls to go on it warm?

and i tryed it with water and information technology sounds like im pissing so just give me tips on keeping it warm please

I just did this 2 days ago. Get urself some agglutinative toe warmers from amazon and an agglutinative temp strip to cheque temp